Trust a poet if a good insult is what you need!
Want to know how to really insult someone? If a good swear is what you need, trust a poet to come up with the goods. Say what? Yeah, well it has to be the right poet obviously.
Back in the day, John Cooper Clark was your go-to insult monger. And his poem “Twat” is a classic. He may not be from Yorkshire, but we love him, and his swears ! Next time someone needs a good telling, you know where to turn.
We never knowingly turn away from a curse. A good swear is sometimes what you need. Even when you don’t mean it. DYP have a fine line in potty-mouth, all with the best possible intentions! We’ve printed the old favourites. We’ve learnt some new ones from our customers. We’ve made some up. Here’s some of our- and your- favourites: