10 British Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest

10 British Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest! Have you ever stood in front of the card stand and lost the will to live? Choosing a birthday card can be a pretty tedious task, particularly when you’re faced with an array of vom-inducing pleasantries. Teddy bears, flower arrangements or the dreaded golf illustrations – it’s difficult to navigate the card shelves!

Luckily, when we say we’ll print ANYTHING on our cards, we 100% mean it (as long as it’s legal!) We even personalise your cards as well, so you can be brutally honest with your best pal, lovely hubby or even Grandma Joan if you’re brave enough!

When it comes to buying a birthday card, Do You Punctuate has your back. There are absolutely no sickly poems here! Just real, honest birthday cards that we can ALL relate to.

We’ve picked out 10 of our most truthful birthday cards to make even easier to be brutal but please be aware, some of our cards are totally NSFW – you have been warned!

So what are your top 10 British Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest? Get in touch and let us know!

If our candid cards aren’t quite what you’re looking for, do not fret! We’ve catered for everyone and you can check out our magnificent mantelpiece friendly cards here.

Check out our Top 10 Truly Honest Birthday Cards below:

1) When you can’t  remember a birthday straight off

10 Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest

Without facebook I probably wouldn’t have bought you a card £2.99

 

2) Savage (but kinda true). 

10 Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest

Happy Birthday. I thought the dinosaurs were extinct? £2.99

3) Oops. 

10 Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest

Happy Birthday. There was alcohol but we drank that so here’s a card instead! £2.99

4) Age is just a number!

10 Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest

At your age, rolling out of bed is easy. It is the getting up off the floor that is difficult. Happy Birthday. £2.99

5) We all know one. 

10 Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest

Happy Birthday, Dickhead. £2.99

6) The ultimate flattery!

10 Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. £2.99

7) Harsh but very, very true…

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card £2.99

8) A polite warning is sometimes necessary!

10 British Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest

You’re One Step Closer to Your Balls £2.99

 

9) Cute. 

Happy Birthday. You’re not nearly as fat, old, bald or wrinkly as I thought you would be at this age! £2.99

10) Honesty is the best policy, right?

10 British Birthday Cards That Are Truly Honest

 

Happy Birthday. This is literally the first card I saw. £2.99

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